{"id":4405,"date":"2019-06-24T21:59:02","date_gmt":"2019-06-25T02:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paleotechnologist.net\/?p=4405"},"modified":"2019-06-24T21:59:08","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T02:59:08","slug":"reverse-shoplifting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paleotechnologist.net\/?p=4405","title":{"rendered":"Reverse Shoplifting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Engineers love gadgets. Sometimes, we even anthropomorphize them a bit and get attached to pieces of vintage gear that we don&#8217;t really use anymore. The lure of the New And Shiny is strong, yes, but there&#8217;s something about the glow of vacuum tubes, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For many of us, though, it&#8217;s somehow okay if we know that a beloved piece of gear &#8212; or even just a nostalgic example of 1980s-era DIP memory &#8212; is going to a good home. It&#8217;s easier to part with a vintage Tektronix &#8216;scope if it means that a new electronics hobbyist will be able to use it to see the angry pixies in the wires. At least it&#8217;s not going into the trash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Reusing vintage gear is what hamfests are all about. Even if you&#8217;ve been in the hobby for decades, a good hamfest will mean you&#8217;ll see at least one piece of gear that takes you a moment to identify &#8212; and probably, several new variations on tools you didn&#8217;t know existed. Field strength meters powered by the radio signals they monitor. Analog computers, designed to calculate how much feed to give your dairy cattle (I really hope that&#8217;s still in a box around here somewhere). Hopefully-declassified military surplus gear. It&#8217;s all fascinating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The downside is that, for most people, space is limited. At some point, cubic-meters-in must not exceed cubic-meters-out. Hamfests provide the best way to rehome surplus gear &#8212; but sometimes, nobody is looking for the particular boat anchors that you brought to offload. After a few trips back and forth, you wish they weren&#8217;t taking up space &#8212; but you just don&#8217;t have the heart to put that vintage HP signal generator in the trash. What To Do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The solution &#8212; Reverse Shoplifting &#8212; is one of the coolest, if somewhat dubious, Chaotic Good traditions I&#8217;ve come across. In the course of wandering around a hamfest, it&#8217;s not unusual to see an interesting item for sale and want to take a closer look. (That&#8217;s why you&#8217;re there in the first place, after all!) So you set down the random piece of gear you were ostensibly carrying back to your car after having purchased it, and take a look at what the seller has on the table. Maybe you even buy it. After all, it got your attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the confusion, it&#8217;s not unheard of to forget the item you were originally carrying, and absentmindedly wander off, leaving it there. Perhaps this is the Universe&#8217;s way of telling you that your boat anchor had found its new owner. Perhaps entropy will decrease a tiny bit more slowly when a piece of gear gets another shot at usefulness instead of heading to a landfill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or maybe, you think to yourself as you slip away as nonchalantly but quickly as you can, you&#8217;ll actually have room in the car for that antenna tower the guy in the cube van was selling. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">This post is dedicated to the memory of my Elmer: Frank H. Gentges AK4R\/K0BRA. <br>Thanks for teaching me not just the nuts and bolts, but the lore, too. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Engineers love gadgets. Sometimes, we even anthropomorphize them a bit and get attached to pieces of vintage gear that we don&#8217;t really use anymore. 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